maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
