I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
barbara walters just said penis...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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