2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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