Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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