life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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