I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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