I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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