Non-Jews are for practice
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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