i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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