See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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