No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dick very happy bro
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