From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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