we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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