I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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