well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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