I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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