How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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