She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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