i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
This is the high leading the old right now
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize