Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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