please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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