i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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