Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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