So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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