He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You smell like stripper and shame
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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