Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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