Tell her she can't have a vagina
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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