why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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