If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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