I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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