I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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