I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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