just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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