I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
