Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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