Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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