He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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