Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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