I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Your cock deserves a montage
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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