belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think my moral compass just broke
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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