I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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