I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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