Buhtt sex?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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