he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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