Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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