you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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