So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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