this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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