This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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