Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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