He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
