Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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